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nbcsnl:

Leo always knows how to make you feel better.

(via 16yrold)

ignitionremix:

lorde got famous in like two days that’s what’s going to happen to me when I finally get my mariachi band together

(via 16yrold)

fearnotthepen:

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece. 

(via laughparty-deactivated20140203)

buttgenie:

I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”

(via qothqueen)

(Source: yggdrasilly, via yehurmyhooker)

chronic-genderbender:

They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via laughparty-deactivated20140203)

lyxdelsic:

mom, dad, I’m bi

bilingual haha hasta luego bitches

(via 16yrold)